Stoner Room Recommendations
Groovy, psychedelic, relaxing…just a few words that might pop to mind when you think of the ideal stoner room.
This is a place that is kind to the senses, when the senses are most perceptive from the kind.
Sounds, smells, sights, and touch sensations can all be dramatically enhanced by the use of marijuana, so a good stoner room will provide everything needed to make sure that what you see, hear, smell, and touch will get you higher and higher.
If you are anything like me, than chemical or artificial smells become really irritating when I’m stoned, and fluorescent or even LED lights can make me feel like my head is about to explode.
Synthetic fabrics really rub me the wrong way, and when I imbibe, I become much more aware of my body and its physical sensations: so I want a comfortable place to sit, or lay down, or suddenly feel like dancing or stretching.
Here is a list of items that you can assemble in your stoner room to keep you in the zone.
|Jaipur Handloom Twin Blue Tie Dye Purple Burning Sun Tapestry||
|ALAZA Cannabis Marijuana Leaves Vintage Area Rug||
|Marijuana Leaf Pot Weed Embroidered Dream Catcher||
|Weed Leaves Electrical Outlet Plate||
|JBL Flip 4 Waterproof Portable Rechargeable Bluetooth Wireless Speaker||
|Things Stoners Love Throw Pillow Indoor Cover||
|Smoke Odor Exterminator 13 Oz Jar Candle Nag Champa||
|Personalized Marijuana Sign, Grow Room Sign, Cannabis Signage||
|Sofa Sack - Plush, Ultra Soft Bean Bag Chair||
|LEONC Design 61'' Creative LED Floor Lamp||
|Lava Lamp -The Original Silver Base Lamp with Pink Wax in Purple Liquid, 14.5"||
Jaipur Handloom Twin Blue Tie Dye Purple Burning Sun Tapestry
This is the ultimate hippy throw. Use it as a wall hanging to surround yourself with good vibes, or cover up your beat up old couch when you smoke and start noticing to stains, wear, or exposed springs. You can also use this as a tablecloth.
The bright colors add atmosphere, when the simple, universal designs say loud and proud, “a stoner lives here”. This tapestry=freak flag. Fly it in good health.
ALAZA Cannabis Marijuana Leaves Vintage Area Rug
Not sure if your stoner room is obvious enough? Then go ahead and add this rasta-flag colored rug with a single, enormous pot leaf on it. Nothing like a 5 foot pot leaf to get your point across.
This nice spongy run will provide a soft surface if you suddenly feel like laying down, or want to make a cuddle puddle on the floor with your friend.
Seized by the urge to stretch? You’re all set up to go with this rug, whether there’s more at the door, or more on the floor. Fun!
Marijuana Leaf Pot Weed Embroidered Dream Catcher
Dream on, Babies! You’re stoned both awake, and asleep, so you might as well enhance your dreams with this stoney dream-catcher!
Let the herb guide your unconscious to a world that’s all stoned! Create atmosphere and gentle idol worship with this generic spiritual symbol that we are not sure we understand but probably will do no harm.
Folks, take it easy, its just a decoration, right?
Weed Leaves Electrical Outlet Plate
It’s just so cool! Rainbow metallic with a not so subltle pattern of weed leaves. It’s all in the details.
Count the electrical outlets cause if you are anything like me, you need at least one in each room!
Recommended to install this puppy BEFORE you smoke. You will need a screwdriver but what’s the big deal? You know where your flathead screwdriver lives, right?
JBL Flip 4 Waterproof Portable Rechargeable Bluetooth Wireless Speaker
You won’t believe how good this sounds! Turn any room into a stereo surround sound with this gorgeous little speaker.
And since it’s a Bluetooth, your friends and guests can connect and share their tunes as well. There is no stoner room without a soundtrack, so go easy on yourself and set it up in the simplest way possible.
Its totally portable so you can take it with you to the kitchen when you need supplies. Munch away without losing the vibe. You can’t go wrong with this speaker. You can even take it along in the car!
On second thought, probably best not to drive right now. So take your snacks back to your stoner room and CHILL.
Things Stoners Love Throw Pillow Indoor Cover
Self explanatory. Throw these pillows around for good vibes. Who doesn’t like a sweet message beaming up to them from the couch?
Washable in case you or your friends drool. Sweet dreams!
Smoke Odor Exterminator 13 Oz Jar Candle Nag Champa
Buy a bunch of these, and light up when you light up. Who doesn’t love Nag Champa? The smell that says all is well.
Your stash smells amazing: but no one loves the aftermath. For the stoner room minus the ashtray smell.
Actually neutralizes odors, rather than just covering them up. Buy a bunch of these. Please.
Personalized Marijuana Sign, Grow Room Sign, Cannabis Signage
Super goofy sign. A good gift for the stoner that has everything. Do not purchase if you are trying to hide your habit.
Do purchase if you are a major goofball and want to crack people up.
Personalized! You can put your name on it! But you can’t put your weed in it. Believe me, I’ve tried.
Sofa Sack - Plush, Ultra Soft Bean Bag Chair
Microsuede bean bag! Yay! Chill out with this sitting sack! You will all be fighting over this one so why not just get a few.
Nothing says chill like a beanless bean bag.
And it comes in a million colors. Lightweight, comfy, just do it! You can sit on this, roll around, use it as a foot stool, get into stroking it and wake up curled in a ball.
Think of it as a mini womb you can’t actually enter but try and merge with this Earth Mother!
LEONC Design 61'' Creative LED Floor Lamp
This chilled out lamp goes with any décor. It provides a gentle light, yet strong enough to roll one by.
Look how the light seeps magically out from underneath! When the fluorescents or uncovered LEDS get you down, switch them off and let this baby light your way home.
It transforms LED lighting to a soft, easy on the eyes vibe. How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE!
This puppy lasts FOREVER, keeping things simple as can be. Is it marble? Is it paper? Am I hallucinating? Doesn’t matter. This light can provide hours of viewing pleasure.
Lava Lamp -The Original Silver Base Lamp with Pink Wax in Purple Liquid, 14.5"
No respectable stoner room can be without a lava lamp.
One look at this melting, hypnotic infinity blob will get you in the mood. For me the lava lamp means instant chill. I want one. At least one. Right. NOW.
So there you have it. Follow our fun guide and outfit your stoner room like a pro.
Too bad there is no pot smoking Olympics, cause you could win a gold with all this gear!
From essentials like the lava lamp and the throw tapestry, to extras like a sign saying you’re a stoner (uh, duh!), you will bask in the smells, sights, and textures of this stoner room. Sweet dreams!